It should be commonly understood by now that one has talent only as one is unwilling to use it. Mitchell “Mitch” Capoclaque, accordingly, is talented. In fact, he’s the most talented man I know. He is, not to put too fine a point on it, dead.

A man walked into a bar and farted. You would’ve had to’ve been there.

An extract from the private journal of AA Cooper, 3rd Earl of Shaftesbury:

- May 15, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 16, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 17, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 18, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 19, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?

Polonius:  What do you read, my Lord?

Hamlet:  Words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words [and so on...]