Some helpful advice: always mix your Skittles and your M&Ms. It adds Fear, a dimension of experience common to all the best foods, like sushi and mushrooms. You reach in the bowl expecting sweet chewy citrus, but instead you’re met with the sickening candy crunch of cheap chocolate. You’re in the mood for some of that milky, fatty, roasty mouthfeel, but instead receive a harsh palate-shredding barb of sugar. Eventually, you’ll either give up altogether, which is probably a good idea, fatty, or you’ll come to terms living with uncertainty, which is a valuable skill in this screwy messed-up woild of ours. Just mix your goddamn Skittles and M&Ms, already. Jesus Christ, It’s not even that hard. No-one’s going to do it for you, you fucking morons.