This is the — This is the way the — This is — This is the way the world — not with a — not with — not with a bang, but — but a — a — This is the way — This —

A man walked into a bar and farted. You would’ve had to’ve been there.

An extract from the private journal of AA Cooper, 3rd Earl of Shaftesbury:

- May 15, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 16, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 17, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 18, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?
- May 19, 1695:  If, whilst I am, I am but as I should be, what do I care more?

Polonius:  What do you read, my Lord?

Hamlet:  Words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words,words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words [and so on...]

Tu conversus vivificabis nos.